Funny Shayari Status For Whatsapp

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Neend men ek khuwab aata hai khuwab men aik larki ati hai.. Larki k peeche uska baap aata hai Phir na neend ati ha na khwab aata hai .

Arz kiya hai., class main master ji sharab liye baithe hai. 'gaur farmiega' class main master ji sharab liye baithe hai.. or bachche itne kamine hai saale glass liye baithe hai..

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, husn ke tewar nookile ho gaye... Hum izhar karne me thode dheele ho gaye, AUR UNKE HAATH PEEL HO GAYE.... isliye Hum Rangeele Ho Gaye.

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye, Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.

Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu wah wah... Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu Gaur farmaiyega ki koyle k khan se hira kaise nikalu.. INTERNAL me hi fail hu, To SALA semester kaise sambhalu...?

Ghalib farmate hai!! Ki. ..Chali Jaati hai aaye din wo Beauty parlour me yu ! Gaur farmaiyega... Chali Jaati hai aaye din wo Beauty parlour me yu ! Unka maqsad hai Misaal-e-Hoor ho jana ! Magar ye baat kisi Begum ki samajh me kyu nahi aati .. Ki Mumkin hi nahi Kishmish ka fir se Angoor ho jana ..

Ek Din Me Us k Sath Gaya Date Par, Phir Usne Apni Birthday Pe Bulaya Gate Par, Ham Ne Kuch Baten ki Beth Kar, Us k Bhai Ki Hat Gai Hame Dekh kar, Phir Usne Mujhe Chamat Diya Khench kar, Phir Laat Maari Mere Pet Pr, Ek Hafte Tak Me Leta Raha Bed Par, Ab Kabhi Nahi Jaonga Date Par.

Us bewafa ki yaad me jam hathon me utha liya phir lagaya bread pe aur fatafat khaa lia 😛 Moral: sab aashiq sharabi nahi hoty kuch meethy k b shoqen hoty he.

Arz kiya Hai... Bigdi Hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahaani Hai.. Wah..wah.. 20% Hum Bachpan se kamine the or 80% facebook/instagram/whatsaap ki meharbani Hai

Arz kiya hai... Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai, Zamane Mai Laga Dunga, Uski Doli Jo Uthi.. Toh koi baat nahi Talented hoon dusri pta lunga

Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k baad, Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k baad, Dunia chod denge tmhe pane k baad, Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne Ke Baad..

Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.. ... Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota...... "AAj apna bhi bank balance hota agar dada aashiq na hota"

Arz hai... "later d bus longer d que" gaur farmaiega "later d bus longer d que" "shorter d skirt awesome d view"

Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar Woh Khaa Gayi Usey Biryani Samajh Kar, Khoon-E-Jigar Bhi Na Choda Zalim Ne, Woh Bhi Pee Gayi Neembu Paani Samajh Kar..

Gaur farmaiye :p Hasino ko apna dil na dena, Dil ke jazbat ye kya janegi Kandhe ka Dupatta to sambhalta nahi, Hamara DIL kya GHANTA Sambhalegi!

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

Majnu proposd a girl with romantic poem :-kutta mar gya razai mein Main pagal hu teri judai mein Hathi naali me beh nahi sakta Yeh majnu tere bin reh nahi sakta.

Hey bhagwan Kaisa hai yeh Trend ? Hey Bhagwan Kaisa hai yeh Trend ? Gour Farmiyega Hey Bhagwan kaisa hai yeh Trend ? Dil Churake Boley ye ajakl ki ladkia :- '' that Dude We r jst Frends ''

'Mohabbat k raste mei har waqt dard mile ga meine socha hai... issi raste par.. Medical store khol lo buht chale ga..

Grlfrnd ko apni palko par bitha lo. De k khushi uske sare gum chura lo. Pyar karo uski saheli Ke samne itna ki. Uski saheli b aa k kahe JAANU mujhe bhi Pata lo.

Ishq karna ha to phir dard b sehna sikho , Warna esa karo , oqaaat main rehna sikhoo

Achha hua sanam ki tum bewafa nikle... Kyoki wafadar to kutte hote h...

Hr Larki K Chahry Pr Naqab Hota Hy Wo Naqab Ashiq K Liye Azab Hota Hy Mat Mrna Hr Naqab Wali Larki Pr Dost Khubsurat Packing Mein Maal Aksar Kharab Hota Hy

Hum whisky nahi pite hum rum nahi pite hum jaam k naam par gum nahi pite agar mil jaye doston ki mefil khuda ki kasam fir hum kisi se kam nahi peete.

Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se, wrna mohbat to thi Nasreen se, Anjane me sab kehdia Mehreen se, kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se, ab umeed hy sirf Noreen se, lekin bat banegi Farheen se, ya phir dekho Ambreen se, nahi to shayad Nosheen se, warna setting to hy or bhi "Do Teen Sey"

Likhy Jo Khat Tujhy Wo Teri Yaad Me Wo Sare Padh Liye Papa Ne Raat Me Sawera Jab Hua Tou Jootey Parr Gaye Wo Raadhe Wale Baal Ghajni Me Badla Gaye

Teri Khamoshi Or Udasi Ki Wajah Hum Samajh Na Sakey , FARAZ Wo To Sham Me Apki mummy Ne Bataya K Aaj Apki Pitai Hoi Hai..!

Yeh mat samajh na bhool jayen ge tumhe ,duuuurrrr rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe ,dost bankar raas na aye to bhooott bankar darayenge tumhe !

Pehli bar kisi chehre pe nigah thehri hai Uski ankhin sagar se b zyada gehri hai Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte Tab pata chala dono kan se behri hai!

Bewakufo ki Kami kaha hai Gaalib, Ek Dhundoh toh Hazaar mil jaate hai!

mashooq ka budhapa lazzat dikha raha hai ,,,.mashooq ka budhapa lazzat dikha raha hai,Angoor ka maza ab, kishmish main aa raha hai !

zakmi hoo zakham thoda our de do,zakmi hoo zakham thoda our de do,ase nahi tutega dil mera,ey khuda inko hatoda our de do

Uthaa'e Phirta Raha, Main Bohat Muhabbat Ko, Phir Ek Din Younhi Socha, Yeh Kya Museebat Hai!!

Private Naukari karna Bachhon ka KheL nahin hai GHALIB ,,,Bus itna Samajh Leejiay ki ,,,,,,Ek NAWABON ki Basti hai aur Jhuk Jhuk k jaana hai

Arz Kiya Hai Dena Hai Dil 'Daan' Me Wah,,, Wah.,,, Gour Farmaiyega Huzur Dena Hai Dil 'Daan' Me Dosto, Hai KOI MAST Ladki dhyan Me?

Internet par ladki pataayi Internet par ho gayi sagaayi Internet par divorce ho gaya Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya!!

Dil me Tum Dharhkan me Tum Aankhon me Tum Saanson me Tum Jahan b dekhu Bus Tum hi Tum Detol wali Anty sach kehti hen germs har jaga hote hain..

Bank Robber Bank me Sher farmata hai. Arz hai Takdir me jo hai vahi Milega, wah Wah Takdir me jo hai vahi Milega, HandsUp, Koi apni Jagah se nahi Hilega.

Ye na socho tumhe bhool gaye hum, yaad tumhe din raat krte hai. Jb bi tumhari yaad aati hai, "jal tu jalal tu ayi bla ko taal tu" ka jaap krte hai!!

Kabhi Kabhi Yunhi Sochta Hon, Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya. Jab K Har Dafa Maine He Diya Tha Rakshay Ka Kiraya.

Ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain, problem hai ki bas voh read only hain. Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya to hum dead hain, woh nahin jaante ki is dil main aur kitne thread hain

Aftr Brekup Boy said,,, Dil me 1 jajbat h dabau kaise Ruswa na ho jau chupau kaise Tanha chhod gyi ho muze jabse Ma kasam itna khush hu k batau kaise?

Khuda ne Aapki Bhukh Dekhi to Bhojan banaya, Pyyas dekhi to Paani banaya, Nind dekhi to Bistar banaya, aur Bina Dost ke Dekha to Mujhe Fasaya.

Pyar ki Numayish kiya kro Sb ko pyar dene ki kwahis kiya kro Kabhi kamjor nahi hogi aapki haddiya bus roz 2 bhoond Dabur Lal tel se malish kiya kro

Roye woh iss kadar unki laash se lipatkar, Ki,,,,!!Ki laash khud uthkar boli,,,,,Le tu mar ja saale, main fir kabhi mar jaunga

Muqaddar mai "raat" ki neend nahi to kya hua "FARAZ?" Hum b muqaddar ko choona laga kr din me so jate hain.

AAj mausam main kuch ajib si baat h bekabu se hmare jazbaat hain ji chahta h chura lu tumko tumhi se magar mummy kehti hain chori krna buri baat h.

Kaash Tere Chehre Pe Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote Chand To Tum Ho Hi Sitare Bhi Saath Hote..

ab dost bandh le kafan me daru ki botal, ab kabr pe baith kr piya jayega, in ladkiyon se mili hai jo bewafai, ab BHOOTNIYON se pyaar kiya jayega....!

Bheega sa lagta hai alam tumhe Bheegi si lagti hai raat tumhe Bheega lag raha hai saara jahan tumhe Abay uth ja neend se pagal "PISHAAB" kardia hai tune.

Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K Sarak K Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho.

Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay.

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

Kaash Tere Chehre Pe Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote Chand To Tum Ho Hi Sitare Bhi Saath Hote

Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon. Pyaar se 'debug' karna mein v8 kar raha hoon. Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya. Yeh dekho mera connection'time out' ho gaya.

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho gai merii dukaan per wo paogai maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaoge yaa leke jaogai

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii. Fiteh MoohTusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri Dilne kaha dildar nikla Par hey meri footi kismat Nahaya hua sardar nikla..

zindgi apni masti me jiya kar, ishq bahut buri cheez hai na kiya kar, tu apna pura dhyaan career pe mod de, ishq or apni sari girlfriend mere liye chood de...

Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon, Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon... Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon.

Meri jaaneman kya bataaun kaise sitam dhaati hain Meri jaaneman kya bataaun kaise sitam dhaati hain Sapne me bhi kambakth apne baap ko le aati hain!

Mat kar mere dost in hasinao se mohabat Yeh aankho se war karti h maine teri grl frnd ki ankho me dekha hai wo tujse jyada mujhe PYAR karti hai

Ladkiyan hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi Ladkiyan hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi Badnaseeb hai woh ladkiyan jinke naseeb mey hum nahi..!!

Khud ki bekudi me jo justju hoti hai, wo hamare qasdan ki guftgu hoti hai, Mere jamaal se tumara khumar chala jayega, Aur ye sms tumko kabhi bhi samajh nahi ayega.

Humko to beer ne luta, Ciggerete mein kahan dum tha!! Apni to kashti hi wahan doobi jahan whisky ka drum tha..!!